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MARCH 18-24 • 2019

LAUNCESTON, TASMANIA

Luke Heggie

'Have That'

THURS MAR 21
FRI MAR 22
SAT MAR 23
7.45pm

'Comedy Central'

Room 1 - The Albert Hall, Launceston

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Luke Heggie threatened to quit stand up comedy, but after everyone he told of his plans cried inconsolably and clung to his ankles as he walked away, he decided that the world needs laughter. So he's back with another harsh but fair show about dickheads.

If you own a circular beach towel and/or a set of square dinner plates, you do the reach-around at buffets to get an empty plate before you're in front of the food, you're one of those deluded losers who's friends with all his ex-girlfriends, you wear a t-shirt with the word “finisher” on it, you were the one responsible for hot nuts not being available in pubs anymore, you're neither a mechanic nor a toddler and yet you wear overalls, you need a performer to be some former eisteddfod winner who will tell you how to think and act in your everyday lives, the most impressive thing to you about a comedian is that “he didn't swear once!”, or you need your comedy to sound just like it did in a much happier era of your life, then this is not the show for you.

No lowbreeds please.

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Luke Heggie threatened to quit stand up comedy, but after everyone he told of his plans cried inconsolably and clung to his ankles as he walked away, he decided that the world needs laughter. So he's back with another harsh but fair show about dickheads.

If you own a circular beach towel and/or a set of square dinner plates, you do the reach-around at buffets to get an empty plate before you're in front of the food, you're one of those deluded losers who's friends with all his ex-girlfriends, you wear a t-shirt with the word “finisher” on it, you were the one responsible for hot nuts not being available in pubs anymore, you're neither a mechanic nor a toddler and yet you wear overalls, you need a performer to be some former eisteddfod winner who will tell you how to think and act in your everyday lives, the most impressive thing to you about a comedian is that “he didn't swear once!”, or you need your comedy to sound just like it did in a much happier era of your life, then this is not the show for you.

No lowbreeds please.

Luke also features in our Opening Night Gala

Luke Heggie is fast becoming one of Australia’s most in demand and recognisable stand up comedians. His no-nonsense one liners delivered in a dry, dead pan manner quickly gained praise after his debut into the comedy world by winning Melbourne International Comedy Festivals 2010 Raw Comedy and jetting off to Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

“...Deadpan genius... one of the funniest standups around.” - Sydney Morning Herald

Heggie was then hand selected for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s 2011 ‘Comedy Zone’, which features the 4 hottest rising stars. He returned a year later with his first full hour show ‘Master of None’ which received a nomination for the Best Newcomer Award. The momentum from this, and relentless club gigs in Sydney earned Luke the title of Time Out Sydney’s Best Comedian 2012. Luke toured his show across Australian comedy festivals and then headed across to the US to perform at the New York Comedy Festival in late 2012.

Since then Luke has written and performed a brand new killer show every year for festivals in Australia and New Zealand. He performed at the Sydney Opera House supporting Stephen Merchant during his 2012 tour and again as part of Montreal’s Just for Laughs Stand Up Series filmed for the Comedy Channel.

2015 was another huge year for Luke where he performed his show ‘You’re not special’ to sell out crowds across Australia and took home Sydney Comedy Festival’s Director’s Choice Award. He backed up his success in 2016 performing on the Opening Night Allstars Supershow at Melbourne International Comedy Festival which aired on channel 10. His show that year ‘Anythink is Possible’ went on to rave reviews and sell out festival runs across Australia, later filmed by ABC2 at the Enmore Theatre and earning him an Aria nomination for Best Comedy Release (2016).

2017 has seen Luke perform ‘Rough Diamanté’ to crowds across the Australian Festival circuit. Punters and fellow comedians can’t get enough of his harsh but fair shows about idiots and he was quick to sell out every show and rightfully awarded the Comedian’s Choice Award in Melbourne (AKA Piece of Wood). Luke then went onto make his London debut with a 1 week run of Rough Diamanté in August at the popular Soho Theatre.

2018 kicked off with ‘Tip Rat’, setting the tone of the show by asking for ‘no low breeds please’. Once again his deadpan satire was a hit across the Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, Adelaide, Brisbane and New Zealand Festivals and also saw him make a return to London’s Soho Theatre.

‘Tip Rat’ was filmed as a special in Sydney in late 2018 and the result has earned him his second Aria nomination for Best Comedy Release (2018).

“... a unique, powerful, and insightful Australian comic voice...” Sydney Morning Herald
“Deadpan sniper with no heroes.” - Comedian’s comedian. (UK)

FUN FACTS

2010 Winner RAW Comedy Melbourne International Comedy Festival

2012 Winner Time Out Sydney’s Best Comedian

2012 Nominee Best Newcomer Melbourne International Comedy Festival

2015 Winner Director’s Choice Award Sydney Comedy Festival

2016 Nomination Best Comedy Release Aria Awards

2017 Winner Comedian’s Choice Award (AKA Piece of Wood Award) Melbourne International Comedy Festival

2017 Winner Best Comedy Adelaide Fringe Weekly Awards

2018 Nominee Best Comedy Release Aria Awards